A cannibal walks in..........
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sits down and looks over the menu.
+ Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.' hahahahahhahahah
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